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calxfornxa:

urban|skate blog
1 hour ago - 4,073 notes -

exactable:

JUST BECAUSE I INSULT MYSELF DOESN’T MEAN ITS OKAY FOR YOU TO 

(Source: exactable, via trust)

destispell:

men: rape jokes hahaha! beating women haha! lol make me a sandwich whore! put on makeup fugly! hahaha!

women: those aren’t funny.

men: lighten up, it’s a joke wow must be on her period women are so emotional lol

women: i drink the tears of men, haha!

men: hOW DARE YOU. HOW DARE YOU PROMOTE THE SUFFERING OF US MEN? DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE HAVE DONE FOR YOU? YOU WOULD BE NOTHING WITHOUT US. THATS NOT FUNNY AT ALL

(via doorfin)

wheelcher2:

honor students cheat more than anybody 

(Source: reverseracist, via hate)

blank:

I have 1% battery left on my phone and I just want you guys to know that I

(Source: blank, via obamafart)

aquapainter:

Oh my god
1 hour ago - 78,647 notes -

waerlogas:

i may seem like an angry person on the surface but deep inside im actually angrier

(via doorfin)

grumpysalmon:

to my beautiful son, i leave this picture of a sweet dragon i found on google images when i typed in cool dragons

(via bullied)

coffeepeople:

if you are attracted to me you are required by law to tell me. 

(via iusedtobeorgasm)

queefilicious:

sharing an umbrella with someone seems cute but in practice it is 100% horrible and you both end up getting angry and wet

(Source: susemoji, via crystallized-teardrops)

sceptre:

why do drugs when you can do me 

(Source: SCEPTRE, via yelled)

"Your name still breaks my heart."
(via unabashinglyme)

(Source: kissmyscarsdarling, via goldchvinz)

1 hour ago - 28,537 notes -
  • Me: I'd like a Coke.
  • Waiter: is Pepsi okay?
  • Me: yeah, she's fine. the surgery went well and she's looking at a full recovery.
  • Waiter: fantastic. I can't wait to see you two drop by here again. she's a nice gal even though she's got an odd name. I'll bring your Coke around in just a moment.

peachified:

i love the teenage mutant ninja turtles!! leonardo, raphael, donatella and versace!!!

(via unpopuler)